How long have you been an Angel for?
Oh...About 514 years or so.
What's your favourite thing about being an Angel?
Being celestial is really very nice, and we get very generous Christmas bonuses
What's your least favourite thing about being an Angel?
Choir practice. We always have to sing Gregorian Chant. Gosh, what I wouldn't give for some Aretha Franklin to break things up a little! They say variety is the spice of life...well, it's the spice of the afterlife too and we're all out of spice up here!
What's your favourite food?
I could be all cliché and say 'angel cakes', but I'd be lying and we angels never do that! ...I love black pudding. I know, it sounds awful, and not at all angel-like, but I can't help it. I just loooove black pudding!
Least favourite food?
I think all food is delicious...except for tomatoes. Yuck. Some people call them love apples, but I call them apples of disappointment...And I'm pretty sure it was a tomato, not a real apple that tempted Adam. No tomatoes for Angel!
Favourite music?
Oh! Aretha Franklin for sure. And Miles Davis. I got his autograph the other day too!
Least favourite music?
Well, I hate to say it, but modern Catholic hymns are so bad I can't tell you. I listen to a lot of prayers, and it's just so distracting when those hymns start playing! I know they mean well, but... :-(
Who would you invite to a dinner party?
President Obama, George Clooney (let's face it, who wouldn't!!??) Jens Voight and of course Aretha Franklin
Favourite Movie?
Ghost (followed closely by anything with George Clooney in it!)
Favourite Book?
Pride and Prejudice
About The Devil
How long have you been The Devil?
Eons
What's your favourite thing about being The Devil?
This job really gives me the creative outlet I need. And my pitchfork is bitchin'.
What's your least favourite thing about being The Devil?
No vacations! But hey, there's no rest for the wicked!
What's your favourite food?
Waffles. A waffle & ice cream sandwich with sprinkles.
Really?
What? It's hot in hell. Sometimes a waffle & ice cream sandwich goes down well. I particularly like eating it in front of those I'm punishing!
Sprinkles?
Shut up.
Ok then...Least favourite food?
Goat. Just seems wrong to me to eat, you know?
Favourite music?
Least favourite music?
That song by that Nelly fellow. The one where it's getting too hot where he is and his friend wants to take all her clothes off. It already is hot in here, you jerk!
Who would you invite to a dinner party?
The Pied Piper, The Wicked Witch of the West (I wanna know where she gets her flying monkeys from!), Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan (just to scare the shit outta her!)
Favourite movie?
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.
Favourite book?
Ooh that's a tough one. Either: "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" or "Damned" by Chuck Palahniuk -- I haven't read the latter, but from the cover, it looks like it could have me in it!!
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