Reviews of Angel and Devil Themed Books, Movies and Music....
Work in Progress...
Hell Hath No Fury...Like a Devil Forced to Read a Shitty Book...
Angels and Demons By Dan Brown
Ok, so Angel and I agreed to read this book and review it…I don’t really want to read it, I’ve been told it is total garbage and, well, you know…I’ve got some smart people down here I can subject shitty literature to so I don’t have to read it…ugh
Day 1: Purchase eBook off kindle website (very clever name for a book company. Makes me think of the raging fires of home…and of stoking a blaze full of twilight books…) Not looking forward to reading this book…Maybe I’ll do something else…Just for now.
Day 2: Procrastinate. I have this book and I really, really don’t want to read it. Not when I also have 'A Game of Thrones' by George R. R. Martin. Why that man needs two "R" initials is beyond me -- is it some kind of lame tribute to Tolkien?
Day 3: Procrastinate some more. I’m the frickin’ devil, I have loads of important shit to do…Reading this steaming turd of a book is not high on my agenda.
Day 4: Ok… I read chapter 1…as well as all the wankery about physics and whatever...What I’m about to write is also “factual”. Anne Rice, you’re off the hook. Langdon is the biggest Gary Stu ever written.
Day 5: This book hurts me to read... My eyeballs are bleeding from the smugness!!
Day 6: Ok, bored now. Can the tube thing just explode already? ...And take this book with it please?
Day 7: "Ooh, look at me, I'm Dan Brown... I know Latin and the etymology of words! See, look how smart I am"
Day 8: Game of Thrones is a way way way better book. Even though it shits me every time a character says "so long as..." instead of "as long as..."
Day 9: Ok, so I'm not actually going to read any more until I know Angel is reading it too. Why am I putting myself through literary hell, when I frickin' preside over a hell of my own?
Day...Whatever: Who knew excrement was readable? No, I'm not talking about some crazy new psychic power, but I am reading that crud of a Dan Brown "book" again and it's inspired me to create a page devoted to fictional characters who belong in hell. Clearly Langdon is there, as are the Twilight kiddies/sparkle-vamps. If you can think of any other characters that belong in hell, then comment on the page -- or if you're of a shy constitution (like most of our readers seem to be) drop us an email at angel.devil.advice@gmail.com . Once I have enough characters, I'll post a link to the page in here.
Day 5: This book hurts me to read... My eyeballs are bleeding from the smugness!!
Day 6: Ok, bored now. Can the tube thing just explode already? ...And take this book with it please?
Day 7: "Ooh, look at me, I'm Dan Brown... I know Latin and the etymology of words! See, look how smart I am"
Day 8: Game of Thrones is a way way way better book. Even though it shits me every time a character says "so long as..." instead of "as long as..."
Day 9: Ok, so I'm not actually going to read any more until I know Angel is reading it too. Why am I putting myself through literary hell, when I frickin' preside over a hell of my own?
Day...Whatever: Who knew excrement was readable? No, I'm not talking about some crazy new psychic power, but I am reading that crud of a Dan Brown "book" again and it's inspired me to create a page devoted to fictional characters who belong in hell. Clearly Langdon is there, as are the Twilight kiddies/sparkle-vamps. If you can think of any other characters that belong in hell, then comment on the page -- or if you're of a shy constitution (like most of our readers seem to be) drop us an email at angel.devil.advice@gmail.com . Once I have enough characters, I'll post a link to the page in here.
...More to come...
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